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The Last Word: Week of March 17

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And the winners are . . .

“So the debt monster will be waiting for you when you grow up. The end.”
ROGER STEINHORST, Petaluma

“Goodnight, Moon. Adios, economic recovery. Sayonara, Social Security. Later, much later, retirement.”
MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa

“Now this next chapter is all about student loans!”
RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa

“And everybody lived happily ever after, except you kids.”
AL COHEN, Santa Rosa

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Every week, we’ll post a new cartoon on Watch Sonoma County and invite you to write the caption. Enter the contest by posting your caption below. Vote for your favorite by clicking “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” on each entry.

PD staff will select several winners and publish them every Friday on the Forum page in the Empire News section. Want a shot? Leave your real name and your email address for verification.

The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for the Indianapolis Star since 1994.

Click here to see last week’s winners

 





56 Responses to “The Last Word: Week of March 17”

  1. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    So the moral of the story is “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

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  2. MARTHA HARPER says:

    And all the little kids grew up stupid because the Republicans believed that good public education was just too expensive and brought creationism to the classroom. THE END.

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  3. James Bennett says:

    Then we let the FEDS print Quatative Easing #3 and people came to realize the dollar was worthless.

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  4. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    And then we cut off our nose to spite our face.

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  5. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    Don’t worry, I didn’t have to pay off the debt and neither will you.

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  6. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    We are Republican, Bristol. That’s why we have to scare you with our horror stories.

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  7. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    Tag, you’re it. No worries. You can pass it on, like me.

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  8. Michael Sheehan says:

    Wow, looks like YOU have a real problem.

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  9. Roger Steinhorst says:

    so..the debt monster will be waiting for you when you grow up. The End.

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  10. Roger Steinhorst says:

    The debt monster at the door was appeased when the head of the family said, it you don’t hurt us, you can settle our debt with our sons and daughters when the grow up, with interest! OK?

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  11. Mark Bowman says:

    I know, honey, she scares me, too, but Suze Orman is our last hope.

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  12. Michael Sheehan says:

    …and the Walking Dead re-elected their great and powerful Obooba, and the country was doomed.

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  13. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    Dubya tried to stop the deepening recession with a $170 billion economic stimulus package and the $700 billion Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 to bailout the failing banks, per the Austrian School of economics theories about how to avoid another Great Depression.

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  14. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    During Dubya’s eight years in office, his administration was lax on regulations which led to a huge housing bubble. The bubble burst at the end 2007, and America entered the worst recession since the Great Depression, losing 2.6 million jobs.

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  15. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    In May 2003, Dubya continued to defund the government with his second round of Bush Tax Cuts, which again mainly benefitted the rich. Despite this, America reelected President Bush.

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  16. Donna Logar says:

    “The hungry monster, DEBT, is fed
    By the Spendmores’ ways whose ink runs red
    With the lifeblood of the town.

    And when all the parents have been bled
    Then beware! No child lies safe abed
    For in DEBT they all shall drown.”
    Uh, goodnight, honey…

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  17. Jean Anderson says:

    …and the Drummies on this site spread the Big Lie that debt doesn’t matter, until the people rose up and laughed them out of town.

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  18. Jean Anderson says:

    Led by crazy Paul Krugman, the liars and idiots told the people “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” until the day the giant Debt monster swallowed the entire country whole,and the little children wept.

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  19. “And the rich shall inherit the earth”, Paul Ryan Budget Plan. While the speaker of the cries tears of joy.

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  20. Al Cohen says:

    “I’ll read you three chapters that should make you have nightmares.They are chapters 7 and 11 and 13.”

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  21. Jim Owen Jr says:

    Now let me read you the chapter about Bush and Cheney. Once upon a time there were two evil manics !

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  22. Jim Owen Jr says:

    Wow. It says here the Shock and Awe campaign has cost us 2 trillion dollars so far. Thats nothing compared to the Shock and Awe your gonna feel when you see your first paycheck.

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  23. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    Right after 911, Dubya took America to war in Afghanistan in Oct 2001 and a second war in Iraq in Mar 2003. These two wars have cost about $1.7 trillion, with future veteran costs of about $590 billion!

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  24. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    After Florida’s 2000 election fiasco, George W (Dubya) Bush was awarded the Presidency. Dubya went about defunding the government with his first round of Bush Tax Cuts, mainly benefitting the rich.

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  25. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    By the end of President Clinton’s eight years in office, the government had cut spending and was actually running a yearly surplus from 1998-2000.

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  26. Bob Charbonnier says:

    Now here is something to sleep on. Take 20 trillion dollars and divide that by 360 million and that will be what you and each of your school friends will owe.

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  27. richard smith says:

    Now this next chapter is all about student loans!

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  28. Skippy says:

    And you have to pay for all of my toys, and this book as well.

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  29. Ron Barz says:

    And now that you know what DEBT is, you will know what to expect when you get older.

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  30. Michael Sheehan says:

    And Comrade Obama shouted “Debt is Good,” and his mindless minions threw their children’s futures over the fiscal cliff, and that’s how the United Socialist States of America (USSA) came to be.

    Scary, huh?

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  31. Michael Sheehan says:

    And the children were no longer allowed to go on White House tours because the “Lying King” wasted millions of dollars playing golf with the “Cheating Tiger” instead of caring about the Big Bad Debt.

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  32. Steve Humphrey says:

    It’s just a children’s book honey…and it is written in very simple terms, so don’t be alarmed. Tomorrow, our President will explain it in complex terms and you will feel much better.

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  33. Bob Charbonnier says:

    Go to sleep now. Our leader says this is nothing to
    worry about.

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  34. Bob Charbonnier says:

    “…. and the Chinese lived happily forever.”
    The End

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  35. Mark Bowman says:

    Goodnight, Moon. Adios, economic recovery. Sayonara, Social Security. Later, much later, retirement.

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  36. Jeff Mayo says:

    Final Chapter
    Understanding the Chinese Language

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  37. Jeff Allee says:

    The donkey tried to kill the elephant, but he could not. The elephant tied to kill the donkey, but he could not…

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  38. Mark Berube says:

    “And as the debt ceiling trickled down upon the people they panicked and ran over the fiscal cliff. The end.
    Tomorrow we’ll read “The Adventures of Sequester the Cat.”"

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  39. Paul Phillips says:

    ….and The Wizard of OB proclaimed free stuff to everyone, taxed the evil rich and billed all the rest to their children. And they all lived happily ever after….for a while……

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  40. j galt says:

    And the state run media granted the king his wish and blamed the republicans for his failed policies. So we all lost our liberties !

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  41. Richard Smith says:

    We’ll read some more of this the next time you ask for an increase in your allowance!

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  42. Julie Ambrose says:

    I call this one deja Vu.

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  43. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    And then Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman pointed out, “Even if we do run deficits, federal debt as a share of GDP will be substantially less than it was at the end of World War II.”

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  44. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    But then John Boehner said, “We do not have an immediate debt crisis.” which seemed to contradict his party’s myth that America was going bankrupted. Or maybe it was a threat. If we don’t start voting Republican, they will create one. Either way, no need for unnecessary panic.

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  45. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    And then Ronald Reagan said, “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself!”

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  46. John Gianfermi says:

    “This book is a prelude to death and taxes.”

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  47. Bruce MacDougall says:

    And then the president announced he was appointing either Mike Tyson or M.C. Hammer as his new ‘debt czar’!

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  48. Richard Smith says:

    How do you like Stephen Kings latest novel so far sweetheart?

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  49. 0 Representation says:

    Once upon a time… there wasn’t a deficit. In fact there was surplus! But now after two wars and a lot of spending we have a giant tax bill we are passing on to our grandchildren. Yes both parties continue point at each other instead of working together. So their simple and obvious solution is not to worry about it, receive their paychecks and just pass it on to your generation.

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  50. Al Cohen says:

    “Once upon a time there was the American Dream, now it’s called the Boogie man’s nightmare.

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  51. Pete Foppiano says:

    Are you sure you don;t want to read something less scary? Like “The Shining?”

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  52. Pete Foppiano says:

    And that, son, is your future under Paul Ryan’s budget proposal

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  53. Al Cohen says:

    “And everybody lived happily ever after, except you kids.”

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  54. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    There’s nothing so bad that it couldn’t be worse.

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  55. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    And then John Boehner said he’d favor increasing the Social Security retirement age to 70 for people who have at least 20 years until retirement.

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  56. Dan Drummond Sr says:

    And then Herbert Hoover said, “Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.”

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