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And the winners are . . .
“No, Dennis, you da bomb!”
PAUL STROMOSKI, Ross
“You join my government, I anoint you ‘Lord of the Rings.’ ”
RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa
“Sure you can move here. But you have to bring your own food.”
BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa
“You see Dennis, with you at my side, I don’t look so crazy.”
MARC ADAMS, Santa Rosa
“This brings my totaa number of American friends to, uh, let’s see … one.”
MARK BOWMAN
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If you’re enough lucky to be Irish…you’re lucky enough!
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
There’s nothing so bad that it couldn’t be worse.
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
There is no need like the lack of a friend.
Every dog is bold on its own doorstep.
Many a sudden change takes place on an unlikely day.
He was my only hit on Match.com…
Thank you for coming, I usually have to sit alone.
Mr. President I really need those imports. You don’t
want to feel my Nuke, do you?
We really tossed up a brick with our Unha 3 rocket launch last April.
I love basketball so much I ordered shooter sleeves for all my ballistic missiles.
That third underground nuclear test really got me in foul trouble with the UN.
With my Juche tattoos and spirit of self-reliance piercings, I do it Pyongyang-nam style!
I’m bad as I wanna be, too! So after the game we’re going to go try on wedding dresses, ok?
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I loved you in the wedding dress! Oh my gosh!
No, Dennis, you da bomb!
Hey kids! It’s Howdy Dudie time!
Offense gets the glory…but defense wins the game. Wait till you see my Dunk of Death!
You make me verrrry happy, when you call me,”Da Bomb!”
“I searched world wide and I finally found someone dumber than me.”
Would you like another soylent green dog?
When we get back to my Palace, can you show me how to dunk a Basketball ? Of course we might have to drop the rim by about 5 feet.
Keep smiling Kim…I can use the publicity
Tell me more about Tea Party. I wanta go to party; it sound delicious!
Really? You want me to star in The Minis II – The Wrath of Kim?
I loved way Lindsey Graham T’d up Rand Paul with technical Tea Party foul call.
Dunkadelic! North Korea threaten United States with a pre-emptive nuclear attack!
I’m glad someone really likes me for who I am! I try so hard to MAKE them like me, but that doesn’t seem to be working.
You’re my best friend from America! Well, my only friend from anywhere actually. But who’s counting?
With you next to me I no longer feel weird looking!
I like that my people get to see what Americans look like
(Sung to the tune of “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” theme song—apologies to readers under the age of 40)
People let me tell you ‘bout my best friend,
He’s the only U.S. citizen who’ll love me ‘til the end.
People let me tell you ‘bout my best friend,
I’m his one boy cuddly toy, his up, his down, his pride and joy.
People let me tell you ‘bout him, he’s so much fun,
Whether we’re talking Un to man or whether we’re talking man to Un.
Cause he’s my best friend,
Yeah he’s my best friend . . .
Yea, one thing for sure about Obama, He Got Game!
You ever think that hanging out with me could get you on one of Barack’s drone lists?
You really Barack’s Soul Train trainer? I hope to also have Seoul someday, hee hee.
You join my government…I anoint you , “Lord of the Rings!”
Sure you can move here, but you have to bring your
own food.
You see Dennis, with you at my side, I don’t look so crazy..
I have bad news about your trip to Venezuela to see Hugo.
Drop and cover, Dennis! Here comes a drone! Ha, ha, just kidding.
I knew you weren’t the Yucatan Celebrity Mole, because you The Worm!
Moe called….he wants us to join him for the next 3 Stooges movie.
This is my main man! Eat your heart out, Kerry!
If we had a TV version of “Shark Tank” in North Korea, I would make you the bait!
Hey Dennis, you remind me of a doll my daddy gave me that we used to stick with pins!
Take me with you the next time you travel to Orion’s Belt
If we had a TV version of “Shark Bait” in North Korea, I would make you the bait!
“Well maybe a nose ring. I have an image to uphold.”
This brings my total number of American friends to . . . uh. . . let’s see . . . one.
If I succeed in destroying your county,
you can move in with me!
I challenge Barack to settle our differences “Gangnam Style”
What do you mean you’re not President Obama? You people all look alike
You’ve had your Bulls hit and I’ve had mine.
“O.K., I’ll tell you what, you tell your President Obama if he doesn’t want to call me, I’ll send him a message by missle.”
“Maybe a ring through my nose later. I have an image to maintain.”
Waaah! I wanted Psy…
My left hand is in your back pocket—only finding chump change so far.
Ever since you started calling me “yo dawg”, these people look like they want to eat me!
I no longer miss Paul Reuben always sitting to my right.
You know here in my country, this means we are engaged to be married!
Dennis will be the first contestant on my new TV show “Celebrity Brutal Dictator Apprentice.”
After the game, Dennis is going to teach me how to dunk, and I’m going to teach him how to oppress!
“He thinks he’s my friend, but I turned him down on Facebook.”
I am always comfortable doing unusual things and you my friend have made me very comfortable.
March, April, May,………..Madness.
“I’m glad you decided to come visit, Mr. Obama…”
We both know what’s right for the world.
We have so much in common, we’re both living legends.
We have so much in common, we both have so many admirers.
So Dennis, Since you and I are best Friends now. What are the chances you can hook me up with Carmen Electra ?
When you get back to the states… Give my regards to Jane Fonda
I don’t know what sequester means either Dennis.
Hwangyong un bangawoyo yeong haeng sun!( I can’t think about what else this nut has pierced!)
My wife put her arm around me in public once. Now her chair sits empty.
If all American crazy like you, we get along fine.
II tell my people all Americans are like him, so they agree
that it’s okay to nuke them.
See my friend, Americans don’t understand the special relationship we have.
OK, you’ve convinced me. I’m nuking D.C.
Call Obama and let him know we have a seat available to watch “The Three Stooges” marathon with us.
The scary thing is that I’m considered the sane one of our twosome.
Well, if “The Celebrity Apprentice” don’t work out for you, man, there’s always “Dancing with the Stars.”
I’ll put in a good word with The Donald, man, and you can be on “The Celebrity Apprentice” with me.