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Write your own caption . . .
Every week, we’ll post a new cartoon on Watch Sonoma County and invite you to write the caption. Enter the contest by posting your caption below. Vote for your favorite by clicking “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” on each entry.
PD staff will select several winners and publish them every Friday on the Forum page in the Empire News section. Want a shot? Leave your real name and your email address for verification.
The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for the Indianapolis Star since 1994.
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Next time you’re online, leave these things on the football field.
First there was Tebowing…then Kaepernicking! Now Te’oing? How about some good old fashioned X and O ing?!!
Let’s line them up using H’s and A’s, then snap the ball — see, HOAX, HOAX, now do you get it?
Exactly how many blows to the head have you taken?
No matter how you arrange the Xs and Os, they still spell STUPID.
Te’o, not everything is imaginary and this playbook is one of them!
You’ve had too many headknocks. You can’t tell what’s real anymore. Benched until nut doctor clears you!
“So sorry about your computer girl but we still want you to get an education here. Let’s start again – A-B-C-D, c’mon, say it with me now.”
May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far.
It’s a playbook not a pretend book!
Whaddya mean you can’t fake a play?
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal; love leaves a memory no one can steal, even if none of it was really real.
The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.
Your dead imaginary girlfriend just sent me this text message.
For the last time Te’o, these are NOT “hugs and kisses” from your “girlfriend”!
No, this is not the Tick-Tack-Toe playoffs, this is the double ox lineup and you’re the star ox, so get out there and make me proud!
You’re easier to fool than zone defense.
So is this your fantasy play for a fantasy trophy wife?
I said ” Hold the line”, not “Go online!”
So, how’d that play work out? Betcha didn’t score!
T’eo,
The “X”& “o”s are not “Hugs $ Kisses”
Chromosomes are XY and XX, not XOXOX.
Get your head outta cyberspace! That’s the Crimson Tide out there and they ain’t no hoax!
This is not the playbook, you bozo! THIS IS YOUR COLLEGE TRANSCRIPT!
Get a touchdown and I’ll teach you this cool dance step!
For this week’s Write a caption Contest……
Could you wear long sleeves?Women are calling wanting to read your bible verses.
Just because you’ve never seen this play doesn’t mean it can’t exist.
You’re a Zero and an Ex-player.
The Fighting Irish are fighting mad.
Life is like a box of chocolates…and you’re a double nut.
Harvey the Rabbit says here he’s a big fan of yours.
Oprah wants to see YOU next!
Now go out there and play like you just lost your hoax girlfriend!
No it didnt mean hugs and kisses..
No I didn’t mean hugs and kisses…
You got faked out on the internet. Just wait until you try and tackle Kaepernick.
No it wasn’t huygs and kisses…
You had 22 holding penalties. Our rushing strategy did not include HUGS AND KISSES!
Are you for real?
You received a fictional contract offer from the fictional GM of a fictional pro team …sign here with invisible ink.
These do not stand for hugs and kisses!