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And this week’s winners are . . .
“He needs our help. He says there isn’t enough coal available to cover Hollywood, professional sports and Congress.”
– MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa
“He told me this list got so long, he figured he should notify the police.”
– KIM BISHOP, Santa Rosa
“Apparently leaving out milk and cookies is a big deal!”
– RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa
“His list was getting so long, it was tying up traffic.”
–ROGER STEINHORST, Petaluma
“He wants to know how you spell your name.”
– JULIE AMBROSE, Santa Rosa
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He brought us the list of idiots who think it’s okay to go on a $4 million vacation to Hawaii while the nation goes over a financial cliff.
He says, he can’t take it anymore, he wants to quit. Can’t blame him.
He says he can’t take this anymore, he wants to Quit.
He says his image-maker, Thomas Nast, also gave us the recognized versions of the Republican Party elephant, Democratic Party donkey, Uncle Sam and Columbia, the female symbol of America.
“Santa brought us his list of liars and idiots in Washington DC, Sacramento, and the corrupt media. He says it gets longer every year.”
Surprise.
Hey, Hey
Ho, Ho, Ho
Sorry, Chief
But you’ve got to go.
You forgot the milk and cookies.
It’s the list of people that voted for Obama…twice.
It’s all the people that voted for Obama…twice.
Homeland Security had me pick him up. His sleigh is covered in coal dust and he was trying to land on the White House and then the Capital Building.
His list was getting so long, it was tying up traffic.
It’s all the people that shopped at Victoria’s Secret.
He says he really could use some help with his list.It’s so long he doesn’t have time to “check it twice”!
“He said he would trade us his list if we drop Rudolphs D.U.I.”
He says he can’t find any of these addresses using his iPhone Map App.
After seeing the November election results, he created this “Naughty and Nuts” list with 65,000,000 names.
He just ran over Grandma and wants to negotiate a plea.
It’s actually a list of Sonoma County voters. He says they really messed up again this year.
He told me this list got so long, he figured he should notify the police.
He says he wants to talk to a lawyer but can’t find one that’s not on the list.
All I can get out of him is Ho!Ho!Ho!
He won’t spare a square.
Apparently leaving out milk and cookies is a big deal!
He says the grinch, Boehner, stole his bag so no children will get any presents this year!
Boehner ordered him arrested. He has every Republican Congressmember on the list!
Santa is being arrested for giving way too many “gifts” to the 1% and too much coal to the 99%.
He says no more donuts until we clean up our pension mess.
Marvin, this guy says he has some real bad news about your wife.
Obama and Holder demanded that I arrest him when they saw their names at the top of his list.
He needs our help. He says there isn’t enough coal available to cover Hollywood, professional sports and Congress.
This is gonna make our job a whole lot easier.
” He didn’t get an environmental permit for hauling all that coal in his sleighs.”
We apprehended him down at the strip club negotiating with some of the girls on the list.
He wants to know how you spell your name.
It’s the City Council Minutes.
I plead the Fifth.
We’ve been punked.
I’ve never seen such a great informant.
The Chief just resigned.
You should see the “Really Naughty” list.
Call Judge Judy.
Remember, everyone’s innocent until proven guilty.
How do we issue an APB for this?
Better call the Judge.
There’s a “Naughtier” list, too.
We’re going to need a bigger jail.
Do we need an informant?
This thing wraps around the whole courthouse.It has everyone who voted for Romney on it!
Santa’s got a list of what isn’t “sustainable” sarge.
Turns out; patrol cars are on the list.
Says the they’re causing the North Pole to melt.
Looks like the whole force is on the list. Should we lock him up?
He wants to talk to the attorney general about congress, and he’s willing to testify.
I caught this guy breaking and entering, but he keeps threatening me.
We searched for the “NICE” list sarge ,
there wasn’t one…
Santa has come forward to help with the investigation. He’s brought this list of all people who have purchased army/police style assault rifles for their personal protection, but have failed to secure them from misuse.
You have the right to remain silent.
He’s from Internal Affairs.
“He said he gets a list like this every election year.He says he would feel safer with a police escort.”
He says we tear up that illegal parking ticket for his sleigh and reindeer, or go straight to the top of his list!
Sarge…this guy wants to report a theft. He has been delivering presents in Washington and Colorado and he says all his cookies have been stolen, and all the pot smokers have been erased from his list.
We caught Santa trying to put coal in John Boehner’s stockings. Boehner is at the top of the Most Naughty List for adjourning the House of Representatives with two day work weeks, two weeks in a row, and not compromising with the President of the United States of America to keep taxes from going up next year.
It looks like the Grinch is at it again. Republican/Tea Partiers are going to let income taxes increase on ALL of everyone’s income instead of passing a bill to keep the current tax rates on the first $250,000 of income.
He brought us the list of public employee pensioners who are robbing Sonoma County of its future.