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Come up with your own caption …
And this week’s winners are . . .
“Good news is I got a job. Bad news, it’s the same one I had in high school.”
– RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa
“So this is how trickle down economics works.”
– JULIUS ORTH, Santa Rosa
“The ad said it was a management position. I ended up managing a deep fryer and 47 pounds of potatoes.”
– MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa
“I got McFired.”
– DALE STOUT, Sebastopol
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After further review it has been determined that the aircraft carrier was in proper position…however, the intended reciever was on the other side of the international border so the damage inflicted is collateral and not subject to publication by the media.
““Illegal use of Hans Blix.”?
damn. that’s funny. :)
“Holding. Straits of Hormuz… 10 yards”
Game called on account of unnecessary aggressiveness!
That’s it…I quit!…I no longer want to referee the middle eastern conflict.
Delay of Peace. Unlawful Intentions. The Clock has Run Out. Game Over.
Penalty on Iran—interference with world peace process. Israel may sabotage two Iranian nuclear facilities. 4th down.
Illegal use of hands,and nuclear arms!
I’m going to need a bigger flag.
Iran team, you are out of downs, out of time, and out of luck!
Game over, Diplomacy clock ran out
Penalty on Iran, intent to use enriched uranium to make a long bomb.
Fifteen yard penalty on Ahmadinejad for running into Yom Kicker.
Huge penalties on Ahmadinejad for believing he needs a nuclear bomb, and not believing in the Holocaust.
No penalty, the refs just want to throw in the towels.
Excessive Jihad on the offence. Too many suicide bombers on the field at the same time.
We have 3 penalties against Iran – intentional (under)grounding their nukes, planned encroachment into Israeli territory, and too many terrorists on the field.
Although I might be a “substitute ref”, somebody needs to penalize Iran.
Although I might be s “substitute ref”, somebody has to penalize Iran!
If Ayatollah once, Ayatollah twice.
Ahmadinejad is way out of bounds!
Delay Of Game – Defense – # 9 “Bibi” Netanyahu – Should wait until the fissile material is brought to a central site, that’s the moment to strike – 4th Down
Helmet-to-Helmet Collision – Offense – # 9 “Bibi” Netanyahu – Oh No! They had already developed their Weapons of Mass Destruction! – Game Over
Neutral Zone Infraction – Kicking Team – # 9 “Bibi” Netanyahu – Endeavoring to influence the 2012 presidential election by garnering votes for his friend, Mitt Romney – 4th Down
False Start – Offense – # 9 “Bibi” Netanyahu – Early Israeli Attack on Iran Could Benefit Obama – 4th Down
“Game called on account of Uranium.”
“Twelve terrorists on the field.”
“Illegal use of Hans Blix.”
“Personally foul.”
Crossed the Red Line. Maximum penalty!
Hey…I’m just a substitute referee…my team (oops I mean Israel) half the distance to the end zone, repeat fourth down.
Ineligible “Nuclear” player on the field….free kick in the rear from the rest of the world….repeat third round of negotiations.
The Israeli umpires call for a pre-emptive “strike”.
Too many bombs on the field!
Obama’s using the Jimmy Carter play book.
If us Refs went on strike, what makes you think Iran won’t strike?
“10 yard penalty for blocking the Persian Gulf.”
“Passover interference.”
First down.
China and Russia get a BIG penalty kick.
Game over.
THERE WILL BE A BIG PENALTY!
“Illegal use of uranium.”
Illegal formation of nuclear weapons…no penalty by the Obama administration.