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Come up with your own caption …
Here are this week’s winners:
”Barack, how many times have I told you to look through the peephole before you open the door.”
– MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa
“Are these really the ones you want fact checking your speech?”
– RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa
“See what happens when you try to lead from behind.”
– BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa
“After the election they’re outta here! Right?”
– KELLIE AMBROSE,Santa Rosa
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The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for the Indianapolis Star since 1994.
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Who’s the real President around here…me or them?
Pardon me, but you can’t pardon each other.
We’re getting three Presidents for the price of one.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
You’re going to need a bigger La-Z-Boy.
Don’t worry about them. After you’re re-elected, and your term is over, you can campaign for Joe’s presidency.
Barry, Honey, stand up for yourself! It’s your acceptance speech, not these two squatters’ who haven’t left since 1984!
I told you they don’t know squat.
You can’t blame “W” for “X, Y, Z”.
Four more years of them…I can’t wait.
It looks like this election fell into your lap.
A mover, a shaker and a knock-kneed quaker.
That’s not what I meant by “Turn the other cheek”.
The kneebone’s connected to the cheekbone. The cheekbone’s connected to the backbone…
Pinocchio called. He selected Ambassador Susan Rice and Jay Carney for the “Biggest Liars,” award, but thanked you for your numerous entries.
Best damn babysitters we’ve ever had!
Why do you always have to take a backseat to the Clinton’s?
We should of gone with Carter… They are playing feaking Hangman !!!
I think you’re the butt of this joke.
Cigar ? OH HELL NO !
You’re close, but no cigar.
The butt stops here.
The Lincoln bedroom is closed tonight.
Barack…they’re waiting for their payoff. Just move your chair forward another foot.
You call that a lap dance?! Does my husband look like he’s having a good time? Now get to bumping and grinding! And take those clothes off!
Bill always led from a “head” …
Anybody seen a real leader around here? Where?
Billy, stop telling Hilary that she is a good artist. Now I’m serving P & J sandwhiches for lunch, no you can’t have Roast Beef Barrack. Any more talking back I will send you to your room. Can’t you see I’m trying to run a country!
A liar, an adulterer and an incompetent!
Am I the only good one around here?
Barack, you’d better sit this one out.
Hillary, Bill or me Barack, the wife ran up the clock, the clock struck one, the wife left town. Hillary, Bill or me Barack.
After the election they’re outta here! right?
OH NO! How did these darn Americans get back in here?
Well, there they are—America’s most successful dysfunctional couple!
I’m… I’m so in love with you
Whatever you want to do
Is all right with me…
‘Cause you… make me feel so brand new…
And I… want to spend my life with you…
The Clinton’s and their U.N. buddies come up with this oppressive crap and you take the heat…
real good Barack.
Well Barack, I can see the Clintons are going to be better off in four years
I think we better hide all the saxophones!
“I haven’t seen cheating that bad since my days at Harvard.”
Geez, Barack, I see you’re pretending to lead from behind again.
Barack, how many times have I told you to look through the peephole before you open the door!
Are these really the ones you want fact checking your speech?
Is that the desk where it happened?
All right that’s it..playtime is over, put your coloring books away and let Boreock try to run the country.
While you guys are playing 3 card monty.
I have lost nearly everything I have worked for…there are no jobs,no work…the FAKE programs that are suppose to help me save my home….I am a lifetime Sonoma County resident…end of my rope.
Barack, see what happens when you try to lead from behind!
Shall I call Michelle or do you think you can get this under control?
” I don’t care that he knows arithmetic, our girls are going to do their own homework.”
“I know your shoulders are broad enough to handle the GOP but I’m not sure your lap is built for such a heavy load!”
“So you promised to support her over me in 2016?.Well be prepared to give another type of support, It’s called, child.”
It’s only September, and the’re already working on their Christmas wish lists.
“Make sure you cross the T’s and dot the I’s. We don’t want any problems with the adoption agency.”
I know the public is big on recycling but….Come on Barack this can’t be your new spin-doctor team !
I asked them to sign pardons for you, Holder, Pelosi and the other criminals in our administration…Bill’s really good at that.
If they don’t leave soon, we’ll play the race card again like in 2008 to get rid of them.
I forget to lock the front door one time, and look what dog drags in.
When are you going to grow up,can’t you do anything on your own? No they cannot stay for dinner. There’s only enough Pot Roast leftovers for two.
If you’re lucky, maybe someday she’ll give you a Cabinet position.
He gives one good speech, and they’re right back in!
Barack, have you ever heard the expression “Give ‘em an inch and they’ll take a mile”?
Yea, it’s still better than Romney & Ryan.
We don’t take a back seat to anyone….
How come he makes you look so small?
“There will be no redecorating for another four years”.
I warned you – let these 2 anywhere near this office and they’d never leave!
Shall I call the ORKIN man to get rid of these pests?
I swear Barack, if that Monica Lewinsky woman shows up, I’m out of here!