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Come up with your own caption …
Here are this week’s winners:
“Let me guess. Last round?”
– RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa
“You’re taking me before Keith Richards? You must be a huge Stones fan.”
– MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa
“Gimme a minute, I haven’t finished my beer.”
– RAY SMITH, Cloverdale
“I heard they were hiring a new bouncer, but this may be going too far …”
– WILL LEE, Fort Bragg
“Oh come on. It was only a figure of speech when I said smoking and booze would be the death of me.”
– AL COHEN, Santa Rosa
“Can it wait ’til I get home, buddy? It’s still ‘Happy Hour’ here, ya know.”
– MARK BERUBE, Santa Rosa
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Every week, we’ll post a new cartoon on Watch Sonoma County and invite you to write the caption. Enter the contest by posting your caption below. Vote for your favorite by clicking “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” on each entry.
PD staff will select several winners and publish them every Thursday on the Forum page in the Empire News section. Want a shot? Leave your real name and your email address for verification.
The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for The Indianapolis Star since 1994.
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Thank goodness you finally arrived…reading some of these lame captions was absolutely killing me!
Yes, I do remember hearing that word Karma at one time or another
Sorry, but I plan to live forever. And everything was going great…up to now.
“I heard they were hiring a new bouncer, but this might be going to far to control this rowdy crowd!”
As a matter of fact, I always drink and drive.
“C’mon! I’ve heard of seeing pink elephants, but this is ridiculous!
I’m sorry Pal..(hic)..but I’m gonna have to respect..fully..(hic)..decline your invitation!
Where have you been? The last 3 crummy years of Obama have felt like 10 lifetimes.
“I knew voting for Santorum would be the death of me!”
” I knew that last shot was one too many!”
You’re from the Death panel??? I thought you didn’t take effect until 2014!
At least I don’t have to suffer through three more years of Alex Smith!
You’re taking me BEFORE Keith Richards?! You must be a huge Stones fan.
Could we stop by my bank on the way? I want to see if I CAN take it with me.
Now take my wife……Pleeeeze!
What do you mean “it’s closing time?”
Hell finally froze over? I KNEW I was overusing that phrase!
I finally found a bar I could smoke in,I thought I was in heaven.
Hey Grim, is it true the leading cause of death is being born?
Yes I do vaguely remember hearing the song “Que Surah,surah”
I thought the new Freeway Lanes would get me home faster, and I would be less stressed out. Boy, was I wrong!
“Oh hi dad, I was wondering where you were”
Get lost, or I’ll call Darryl from the Walking Dead over here to make my point.
Have a seat, buddy! Let me get you a beer . . . and a mop.
I’ll have a cheeseburger to go, waiter.
Sorry about the 2012 election Barrack. As the new union boss I can offer you a union plumbing presidency in wherever, USA for $100K.
Are you here to take Newt Gingrich’s Presidential campaign?
I’m flattered by your proposition, but I’m just not into that sort of thing.
That is Not a banana in my pocket.
Allright allright…I’ll go back to AA as long as you’re NOT my sponsor.
Wow, at least that fluoride water made your teeth look great.
Gimme a minute, I haven’t finished my beer!
Time to go all ready? Alright but you better drive, I’m likely to crash and kill us both.
“Sorry, I already have a gardner,”
I knew I shouldn’t eat those old stale bar peanuts!
“How you doin’? Hmmmm, you are better looking at closing time.”
How are things going over at the Surgeon General’s Office? Keeping you busy?
Killer outfit,man…you must really knock ‘em dead.
You want to be my wing man? I bet your a lady killer!
Come back on April 15th…with what I owe in taxes, I’ll be ready then.
Well, boo-hoo. Everybody hates me too because I collect taxes for the IRS, but somebody’s got to do these jobs.
Sorry, I don’t know where he is.
My good man, this is St. Patrick’s Day, not Halloween!
It is not April 15, so go away.
Oh, Hi! You must be Sonoma County’s answer to how to handle pensions!
“Oh come on,it was only a figure of speech when I said smoking and booze will be the death of me.”
Man… talk about a major Buzzkill!
Wow! these new anti smoking ads are really scary.
Story of my life, I just payed my taxes!
“What a relief,at first I thought you were from the IRS.”
you must be with Obamacare
Honey,
I thought I told you not to come here.
Let me guess…last round?
Well…so much for Happy Hour!
How’s my ex wife treating you?
“Can it wait ’til I get home buddy? It’s still ‘Happy Hour’ here ya know.”