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Come up with your own caption …
Every week, we’ll post a new cartoon on Watch Sonoma County and invite you to write the caption. Enter the contest by posting your caption below. Vote for your favorite by clicking “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” on each entry.
PD staff will select several winners and publish them every Tuesday on the Forum page in the Empire News section. Want a shot? Leave your real name and your email address for verification.
The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for The Indianapolis Star since 1994.
Click here to see last week’s winners.
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I said the mirrors on these small cars don’t let you see whats behind you.I can’t see—————bleep!!!!!
Where were those D.U.I.checkpoints again?It was right here a minute ago on the online Press Democrat…
I’m practicing so I can get my drivers license next month!
Are you sure this is the truck with the Air-Jordans?
“You have arrived at destination: Home.”
“TURN, LEFT. WRONG TURN. RECALCULATING…. PLEASE TURN, RIGHT, AND GO .6 MILES. WRONG TURN AGAIN. RECALCULATING… YOU KNOW, JIM, IF YOU STOPPED PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS YOU MIGHT GET SOMEWHERE.”
O.K…follow me down this next driveway, and we’ll unload the booze for the Press Democrats Xmas party!
Don’t worry, Mom—I can’t be driving—the GPS says I’m still in the parking lot.
Being chased by truck driven by Dennis Weaver… what should I do..El?
mom, don’t wait up. i won’t b home for dinner.
“I can win this scrabble game if this is a word?” “wreckless”.
My resolution: only one-handed texting next year. Much safer!
G2G—can’t text right now—playing Words with Friends with a truck driver.
This iphone4 is to die fore!
ok Mom last text promise please back off scaring me
I love my new sterring wheel APP!
Dude…no more occupy movement for me! This trucker has been chasing me all the way from the Port of Oakland!
“I just had the brakes checked on this old baby,it always pays to
Play it safe.”
Hey dude, what’s that that thing on a fence post in your front yard?
I don’t know why everybody thinks texting and driving is so dangerous,I can’t see what possibly could go wrong!
Hey good buddy, drop that cb and join todays world.
“Sure Jan,I’ll be your Facebook friend.Leave it up to me and we will be friends for life.”
I’m gonna stop and get the snail mail. I’ll be home in about 10 seconds :)
This grand theft auto game is how I learned to drive.
Here’s a picture of that truck that’s not driving very safely behind me!
Honey,they’re going to all lengths, you wouldn’t believe what an unmarked police car looks like now.
“OMG!… Of course I’m driving safely- I put my seatbelt on!…”
Will Lee
Fort Bragg
Gotta go…some speed demon behind me actually wants to drive the speed limit!
A REALLY smart phone would know via the gps that you were driving and block the text function as long as the car is moving Oh… that would actually be A SMARTER THEN YOU PHONE ! NOW PUT ME THE HELL DOWN !
Hey, how r u doin i’m goin home from school where we saw some stupid police and fire demo where some dumb teens die in a car wreck every 15 minutes….can u imagine that /’:>,#@*(_+>:”…………………….:(
Mom, I can’t talk right now, I’m driving!
I finally bought the smart phone I’ve been dying to get.
Dad! Stop following me to try and catch me texting and driving.
“Sweet of you Hon, texting me to make sure I have my seat belt on.”