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Come up with your own caption …
Here are this week’s winners:
“If everything is on sale how come I feel like I’m still getting ripped off?”
– TREY DUNIA, Sebastopol
“I have pepper spray, and I’m not afraid to use it!”
– LAUREN LEHMANN, Santa Rosa
“It’s a wonderful life, every time I make that cash register ring, an angel earns its wings.”
– AL COHEN, Santa Rosa
“Dashing through the store,
With a four-wheel open cart,
Through the aisles galore,
A slight pain over my heart.
Bells on registers ring,
Credit cards melting down,
What fun it is to shop for bling
With every bargain hunter in town!”
– MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa
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Every week, we’ll post a new cartoon on Watch Sonoma County and invite you to write the caption. Enter the contest by posting your caption below. Vote for your favorite by clicking “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” on each entry.
PD staff will select several winners and publish them every Tuesday on the Forum page in the Empire News section. Want a shot? Leave your real name and your email address for verification.
The cartoons are drawn by Gary Varvel, who has served as political cartoonist for The Indianapolis Star since 1994.
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Comm’on Junior, get away from the medical marijuana department and let’s get out of here!
Oh my goodness!! I hope deodorant is on that guy’s list!!!
I wish the politicians would stay in their booth, how are you supposed to buy ‘em if you can’t find ‘em?
When the sale prices are the regular prices, I get really confused.
Seems more like a “Zombie movie”than Christmas.
How can they have a “sale” at the Dollar Store?
“Will Rogers would be really proud of me,
I have never met a sale I didn’t like.”
Oh no…I just saw 3 people evaporated, 2 tasered and one forced to talk to his mother-in-law at those risky self-check out devices.
“It’s a wonderful life, every time I make that cash register ring,an
Angel earns their wings.”
Don’t make eye contact… Don’t make eye contact…. NEVER make eye contact !
“I’m dreaming of a white christmas, with every christmas card I write, May your days be merry and bright…. and may I find tequila tonight.”
I have pepper spray and I’m not afraid to use it!
Dashing through the store,
With a four-wheel open cart,
Through the aisles galore,
A slight pain over my heart!
Bells on registers ring,
Credit cards melting down,
What fun it is to shop for bling
With every bargain hunter in town!
Let’s see…that’s a present for Bobby,a present for me. A present for Kathy, a present for me. A present for Grandma, a present for me. Yep, almost done!
The House of Representatives isn’t the way I remember it.
“I really didn’t need anything I bought, but when my credit card saw the “SALES” signs, it virtually jumped out of my purse.”
We saved so much money, we can afford to get each other breast and hair implants for Christmas!
Mommy!
Is it me? Or am I and the guy to my right the only ones in color?
The Three Wise Men didn’t have to deal with these crowds, but they probably had to pay full retail.
If evrything is on sale how come I feel like I’m still getting ripped off.
I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist for my sale shopping mania and I haven’t seen the inside of my house for two months. Geez…. Do you think I have an addiction?
“The best sale this year is for ‘sale’ signs!”
Will Lee
Fort Bragg
“DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE EXIT IS?”
Wow! wearing this adult diaper is really going to payoff today.
Hurry up honey! Only 375 more shopping days ’til the end of the world.
Is this the bake sale for our parks, our schools, our libraries, our roads, the fire or police department?
“OHHH Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree… You thorny thing your sticking me “
safety in numbers ? NOT TODAY !
“It’s beginning to look alot like chaos” C’con… all together now !
Get me outta this insane Big Box Sale!It’s gonna break, or stitches will unravel within the week anyway.Show me the way to a local merchant pronto, where products last, and I can commit to a lifesyle of ease.
Get me outta this insane Big Box Sale! Show me the way to a local merchant pronto, where products last and I csn commit to lifestyle ease in the New Year!
“And you will recognize him by this sign: You will find a baby wrapped snugly in strips of cloth, lying in a manger.”
Hey, we’re following the WRONG signs!
“I should have brought my mace”
Sale….. another flippin four letter word
Watch out! Coming thru! Move it over slow poke! Merry Christmas by the way!
I say old chap…in which isle are the Queen’s jewels?
Let’s see now, I still have $30,000 due on my credit card from the last 3 Christmas seasons, payment is only $630.00 per month, interest 21%, oh heck, $15,000 more won’t hurt, it will all be paid off in 2019.
Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Big Deal Tuesday, Wicked Wednesday, Amazing Thursday….that’s it, I am now officially shopped out!
“My “Shopaholics Anonymous” counselor beat me to all of the good stuff.”
When consumer marketing says “Jump” we say “How high?”
I think i would be better off at one of those occupy thingies…
“I was very considerate of you in what I spent,but I do hope they extend your unemployment checks.”
These tours of the White House are really catching on…
fa la la la la la la la la
Honey! stop looking at the big screen T.V.s and run blocker for me!
OMG! I can get a pass to the parks my taxes pay for for less than $100. Only in America!